Low-Key Lysmith

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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

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  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Q). Why don't blondes use vibrators?

  A).They hurt their teeth.

  Q). What is a blonde girl's mating call?

  A). "I'm soooo drunk".
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  Abusive JW Mothers.

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  thinking back on some other posters' threads and experiences, combined with some things i've read on silent lambs, and adding in my own personal history, it would seem that there was/is a lot of maternal abuse going on in the jw community.. brizzzy talks about her hellishly abusive mother.. the_raisin also started a thread about her psycho mom.. my mother was an absolute diabolical tyrant.

  i firmly believe that she got a sick thrill out of beating me bloody with a belt, or whatever object was at hand, from spatulas & wooden spoons to cast-iron frying pans.. it just makes me wonder if the wts's stance on women being powerless, second-class citizens has anything to do with their women lashing out violently?.

  just a thought.

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  If I ever asked to go somewhere with the other kids in the congregation her answer was an automatic "NO". She did give in later and let me go but I always had to hear NO first thing.

  I KNOW, right? What is that all about? Mine did the same thing.
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  i just want to rant a little here! upset better then punching a person!

  by Snowboarder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  well to tell everyone shortly and simple like rubbish!

  the 2 elders that were nice moved out and they were extremely friends and they saw that i had a hard time fitting me.

  but the other elders are proud and stuffed up i don't go out of the way as i used to, why should i go out my way to say hello and how are you to someone that does not want to talk to me, they have such dumb reason we are busy with theocratic stuff, ya right like every meeting for the past 2 years i been in the hall you never had a chance.

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  i wonder what drug my mom is on

  The drug she is on is what Nietzche described as "The Opiate of the Masses".
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  Abusive JW Mothers.

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  thinking back on some other posters' threads and experiences, combined with some things i've read on silent lambs, and adding in my own personal history, it would seem that there was/is a lot of maternal abuse going on in the jw community.. brizzzy talks about her hellishly abusive mother.. the_raisin also started a thread about her psycho mom.. my mother was an absolute diabolical tyrant.

  i firmly believe that she got a sick thrill out of beating me bloody with a belt, or whatever object was at hand, from spatulas & wooden spoons to cast-iron frying pans.. it just makes me wonder if the wts's stance on women being powerless, second-class citizens has anything to do with their women lashing out violently?.

  just a thought.

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  Yes, Rebel. She fit the Narcissist bill perfectly.
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  What Draws You to a Poster?

  by snowbird in

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  2. friends

  for me, it's warmth and compassion, being approachable, and not looking down on anyone.. also, taking the time to acknowledge and interact with newbies.. i love those type of posters.. syl.

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  Okay, Okay. Geez. Just having a little fun.

  Let's get this thread back on track.

  I like the type of poster who gets really agitated when other posters use their screen name to have a bit of juvenile fun.

  P.S. "Num Nuts" LMAO! LOVE it! My favorite insult of all time.
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  What Draws You to a Poster?

  by snowbird in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for me, it's warmth and compassion, being approachable, and not looking down on anyone.. also, taking the time to acknowledge and interact with newbies.. i love those type of posters.. syl.

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  Okay. It was childish and a bit boorish, I'll admit it.

  I'll try to bring something more imaginitive and fresh to the table next time.

  Dickin's Cider has already been used. Let's see.......Willy Fisterbottom? Nope. Too obvious.....I'll work on it and get back to you.
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  Any of you folks from the awesome state of Colorado??

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my wife and i are thinking of moving our family to a better place in the us....away from jw family and out of the southern bible belt.

  just curious how many of you live around co and, more specifically, near fort collins?

  of course, we're open to any city that is less conservative and has awesome summer weather and outdoor activities.

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  Este just stated in another thread that he lives in Colorado. You guys could be "besties".
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  What Draws You to a Poster?

  by snowbird in

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  for me, it's warmth and compassion, being approachable, and not looking down on anyone.. also, taking the time to acknowledge and interact with newbies.. i love those type of posters.. syl.

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  Sometimes i wish that my last name was Ziddinia. I would name my son "Stick".

  Stick Ziddinia? Get it?

  I would name his brothers "Shove", "Cram", & "Jam".

  If I had a race horse, I would name it "Daddy's Moustache". When it comes close to the finish line, people would yell "Come on Daddy's Moustache!!!"
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  De-Conversion: Where are you?

  by NomadSoul in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i thought i shared this post made on http://de-conversion.com.. i'm in #6. indifferent.. .

  a person de-converts.... 1) loss.

  de-convert feels extremely sad, a sense of loss and remorse, struggling to cope with a worldview without a personal deity.

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  I'm pretty much a full-blown 7. I sincerely hate religion (except religions that encourage people to keep their beliefs to themselves, but these are very rare) and the negative impact it has on society.
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  Distrubing cartoons

  by d in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  does anybody remeber any distrubing cartoon as children.

  i remeber ren and stimpy from the early 90's.. .

  http://youtu.be/pxe2cbd-jwe.

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  I love me some Ren & Stimpy! Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.